About Andrew
Andrew is 5′11″, and his weight is indeterminate. His hair is brownish-black, and is turning grey. His mustache is the same. He is not a furry. He does not know jiu-jitsu. His favorite drink is Pepsi. He does not shake hands.
Turn ons: RUINING THE JOKE, Pepsi, ice, Lean Cuisine, the taint, ashtrays, value bets, expired food, waterproof robots, and unbearably pretentious music.
Turn offs: Old men, old women, middle-aged men, middle-aged women, young women, teens, tweens, youths, children, toddlers, babies, newborns, preemies, fetuses, embryos, blastocysts, and zygotes. Social interaction.
Disclaimer: I like to think my mustache is slightly less embarrassing now. The rest of my facial hair is still atrocious. – Andrew