Unlistenable Podcast 75432 #21: We Recommend Multitasking is now available.
Thrill to topics including:
behind the scenes at the Valuecube
Generous Ren is generous
Andrew undercuts his own explanation
Karl gets cryptic
a misguided apology
Andrew sucks at mailing things
Generous Ren is not so generous
Ladies and Gentlemen – but mostly Gentlemen
Andrew is so ashamed
thanks, friends!
how to make Andrew feel guilty
it’s all Karl’s fault
either a subtle gay joke or a serious sports update
a subtle prank on Andrew
the tragedy of wasted airport space
Karl’s degeneracy starts at a young age
Andrew’s Money Prophecy
the proverbial jig was up
shine a light on Karl
sly references to obscure sci fi movies from the 70s
Taxonomy 101 with Andrew
Andrew’s not that committed to the bit
did you know they have minions?
behind the scenes, AGAIN
work hazards you never suspect
the power of hope
Karl, the master of unlotching things
shoutout to an airline, sadly too late
Karl has a chart
Andrew admits he is the producer
Andrew misses a Magic Missile reference (shame!)
You Are Never Prepared Enough
take the full tour of Karl’s condo, it’s worth it
a brief moment with The Radio Hole
Andrew is stumped
There are no backsliders after the Apocalypse
Andrew will not survive the Apocalypse if dried fruit is the only option
Karl offers a retarded freeroll
Million Dollar Movie Idea
Karl and Andrew – old together
a completely pointless story about reading the phone book
Karl doesn’t like AT&T but shan’t elaborate
how to get laid under any circumstance (MAYBE!)
a digression about live electronica (and other musics)
that tragedy of Bjork fans
SPOILERS for a movie that will never get made (but would make huge money!)
Final Destination – No Really, We Mean It This Time! (SPOILERS – but do you really want to watch that movie anyway?)
Andrew looks for the logic in movies
Karl, Suspense Master
Karl and Andrew – still old
Seinfeld is a reality show in Karl’s world
more bizarre plugging
Andrew’s in with the LC
Listeners called out: Donald, Ren, Darci, LuckyJew, the Honrales brothers (do they listen?), Kim & Kelli Tolbert, Jeremiah (who doesn’t listen – bastard!) and probably many more.
Outro music: “Fire Maple Song” by Everclear (who to blame? who to blame?)
Would you believe I had to get on Soulseek? Strange, because I am a proud owner of that album AND single.
OMG you guys, the psycho shower robot homage/Andrew’s men for anything ad literally just had me choke from laughing so hard.
Great episode once again.
Yes! Battletech reference! Rotary phones! Record scratch sound!
I must admit, the laughing was out loud.
Hey, sent Karl to BARGE next year. He’s funny! (Even though he’s also probably only at the tip of the poker nerddom iceberg.
After the fact, there was a lot I wanted to say about BARGE but didn’t get to, but I didn’t want to bore the non-poker people to death…
One of them is that the gag would have not lasted as long but worked better if both Karl and I had attended, and that had always been the original plan. He just wasn’t able to get the time off work, unfortunately.
And he would’ve had to get his own room, after the Tulsa smoking room with no smoking debacle. Asshole.
The cigar thing is not the only reason I would have needed my own room.
I will be at BARGE next year. Thanks, Tom!
Glad you enjoyed the episode, Ktrey.
The audio level is getting way better too. Good job!
Yay! Pants&whiskey!
squick @ 6:40! win!
bitch bitch bitch @ 9:15!
stars of track&field!
(poker was not too overwhelming, BTW)
Andrew is gullible!
(yes, Vegas is soul-crushing)
slot-machine innuendo!
subtlety!
1 kiro angly bees!
bug synonyms!
Karl is traumatized!
staples vs bees: fight! (this was v. funny) (and the license plate!)
battetech vs. resource planning!
cameo voice!
I DO NOT WANT THIS CHALLENGE!
roommate gag is funny!
killer geodes!
“WHITE WINE SPRITZER!” (lolz)
yay! robotsex!
don’t be a Björk hater!
m4a?!!a
ZOMBIE ANDREW MOVIE! (WANT!)
I *was* doing something else!
…wait.. did Andrew say “peace out” at the end?!
Good episode!
Matt: You’re the first one to catch that.
Wonderful comment, Matt. We always appreciate your great positive feedback.
You were totally my 2nd choice for Emergency Food Challenge!
I was wondering what happened to the CD, thanks for the apologies, I was able to take the news better because when I heard that it hadn’t been sent, I was cooking bacon at the time hahahaha. What can I say? Bacon rocks!
Whiskey & Pants? that sounds like a great marketing idea, because after too much whiskey I’m wondering where my pants went, having a spare would be nice
$100 out of no where? what are you a magician!? TA DA!!
Andy trying to be dark and mysterious in vegas? HAHAHA
I went to Colorado and all I got was stung by a fucking bee
If it flies and has a stinger, its a bee (NO MATTER WHAT)
Some states award workers compensation for bee stings
Battletech inspires safety rations
Zombie attacks requires different rations (YAY SPAM)
“Andy Leaving Las Vegas” I’d see it!
Karl imagine Quentin Tarantino directing your life
Riding bikes, spaghetti, fucking a lot… man has to have priorities
Why pay when you can craigslist?
Final Destination is the only movie that spoils itself
They should have the WAH WAH WAH at the end of the Final Destination hahaha
Did Andrew say there is meth in Banquets?
And I don’t plan on dying anytime soon, but I could have a FINAL DESTINATION of my own hahahha
In regards to the eating challenge, 4 months of surviving on top ramen, not willing to sink that low EVER AGAIN, or lower, trust me when you make top ramen broth popsicles, its a real low. I call this adventure “My Last 4 Months Of College”
But it was a great show! You guys keep getting better, and funnier, so keep up the good work.
And as Andy said, PEACE OUT!
no wait, Karl imagine Michael Bay directing your life
I *do* say “You forgot your boarding pass!” a lot. And I can’t count the number of times people have complianed about my life’s direction…
Oh, yeah, and there’s an “I Touch Myself” joke in there somewhere, but I can’t quite figure it out.
“You were totally my 2nd choice for Emergency Food Challenge!”
Um.. yay?
A tasty podcast as usual.
I would totally do this for about $300,000.
I also just got back from Colorado.
I am literally stunned at the amount you are requesting.
That is the proper usage of that word. Thank you.
It’s a year. It would be amazingly difficul to eat the same thing for an entire year. Add to that the fact that once you ate regular foods again, you would be terribly sick.
I don’t think it would literally take a year to eat a 3 month supply of emergency food.
Also, $300,000 is way more than a year of unpleasant food would be worth, if it was for a year, which it’s not. That’s literally 6 times the salary of a librarian.
I thought this was for a year, but if it is three month, I would do it for $25,000; literally.
We’ll be in touch.
Sooo, when does “Shower Cleaner Battle” come out? :D
Aaaand if I could afford it I would accept your challenge.