Tiny greetings (or greetings to those who don’t slot-load)

our tiny package - TOUCH IT!


We here at Valuecube Industries are proud to announce the release of VC001/STR005*:Touch Our Tiny Package!, a mini CD-R featuring the last five episodes of Unlistenable Podcast 75432 along with Insane in the Mundane #1.


This mini-CD is not recommend for the following people: Mac owners (sorry, slot-loaders), recent laptop owners, people who just plain have slot-loading CD players, people who don’t have computers, the old, the young, girls, babies, cars, gravel, sandstorms. But everyone else should enjoy it quite nicely!


You may see this CD out and about. You may get a copy directly from Andrew or Karl. It’s just another content delivery method, not the Beatles.


* Old catalog numbers die hard. It had to happen eventually!

8 Responses to “Tiny greetings (or greetings to those who don’t slot-load)”

  1. Matt Sayler says:

    Will it DESTROY EVERY MAC?

  2. Andrew Hime says:

    Probably, unless they’re extra rich and have a desktop Pro, which has a tray.

  3. Donald says:

    I like the font. Which one are you using?

  4. Matt Sayler says:

    I can’t remember what ST stands for any more.

  5. Filth says:

    Hah! Nice one, Donald.

  6. LuckyJew says:

    So how could i get my hands on one of these?

  7. Filth says:

    LuckyJew, if you email me your mailing address, we will send you one.

    karl.kirchoff@yahoo.com

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