Unlistenable Podcast 75432 #20: Everyone Gets Crossed Out is now available.
Thrill to topics including:
the problems with being podcast famous
Karl is a hack
the secret ingredient is *NOT* love
it’s fun to be Karl’s girlfriend
we (sort of) love bafflewits
that sound you hear is the mic hitting my forehead
you don’t know from fun, Andrew is responsible?
Karl slips in a homophobic remark (shame!)
14 minutes, end of poker talk
the secondary banana market (get in on the ground floor)
the mysteries of Pudding Cake
Andrew lets Karl bask in his bomb
a movie Ridley Scott will probably not direct
*snap snap* here, grocery slave!
video game Pudding Cake
Pudding Cake Shake
throwing down the gauntlet
Andrew’s techniques in Customer Service Excellence
Karl reads some straaaange websites
even though…
we’re working on a reality show pitch
Andrew makes an Internet meme reference you really should watch
the plot to kidnap Andrew
how Skynet really starts
more hurtfulness
death by rosemary
Karl’s a racist too
sometimes Andrew’s jokes are solely for himself
the hookah problem
Denton – WE ARE FREE!
Leonardo DiCaprio died
another passing unexplained reference to Bonanza
Karl thanks Arnold when he should thank Gray (I thank him for buying out my mom)
the most important thing about the whole Jacko thing is his arcade
no, Andrew does not read Vanity Fair
what is up with these dead people? they’re everywhere!
Listeners called out: Ren, Donald, Jeremiah, Shae, mystery listener, mystery listener #2, Andrew Andrew Andrew, Scott, Audra, Darci, Leonardo DiCaprio.
Outro music: “The Reeling” by Passion Pit
Wow, 20 already. It almost feels like we have accomplished something. Thanks, listeners. All 4.3 of you.
Haha, great again guys. I walked into sort of a crap day at work and this definitely made me laugh a lot.
The compression thing has nothing to do with Techno btw Karl ;). The audio seemed a bit more level this time around. I simply mentioned to Andrew it would help with the shifting volume problems you guys have sometimes talking/laughing etc.
Donald: I amplified either 3 or 4 times (I think 4, but it’s easy to forget) and then ran it through compression (default settings) and thought it sounded pretty good. Hopefully it’s loud enough for whoever it was I forgot. Yeah, I could look, but I’m lazy.
Glad you liked it, Donald!
For the record, I had some “sock it to me” pudding cake this morning for breakfast. It was delicious!
Sounds a lot like a lie to me.
Maybe Sock It To Me is loaded with lie seeds.
Hey, Lindsay, what did Sock it to Me taste like?
i was one of the volume complainers as it was unlistenable on the commuter rails. this round was much better.
Yeah, I tried hard, only complainer. :)
The bursts of spontaneous laughter from my otherwise quiet office cube I am sure brought amusement to the late crowd at work :)
So, as a new, but will now continue, listener, how do we get listener shout outs? gifts of cake balls? (i think they offer more amusing story options even that pudding cake! I mean just the chance to say balls….)
I don’t know what cake balls are, but I’m sure I approve.
(Obvious joke in 3… 2… 1…)
Well, Kimberly, the first listener to get a shout out gave a 60-inch flatscreen TV. I’m not saying that’s required, but…
32″ LCD, but who’s counting.
We’re glad you find this one easier to hear, JohnnyMac. You’re one of our most loyal fans!
i should be hurt that you didn’t remember it was me as the ‘only complainer’.
i may have also been the only person who got the bing blang blaow reference.
more pudding cake-like stories.
Empanadas can have both sweet and savory fillings, liar!
Also, we all know you have no African American listeners. Psh.
OH MY GOD THEY CAN’T GET RID OF CLOVE CIGARETTES!!!!!! :s :s :s :’(
Found you guys on Lamebook, I must say, you guys are really funny, keep up the good work!
Thanks, LJ! Always good to find a new listener. Now tell all your friends!
If you get another Jew to listen, you won’t be a token!
(It’s a joke. Please don’t run away!)
I am so glad i listened to the end because I WAS CALLED OUT! At times I may lol while riding THE TRAIN, but sadly it did not occur at any point in this podcast. You guys should be funnier.
Ha, subtle humor.
Also, dennis miller getting punched reminds me of Jim Rome getting punched:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uczUKTwgqeY
Although rewatching that it looks like it could’ve been staged – everett’s hands were conveniently on the table when rome called him chris again. or maybe everett just anticipated it coming.
-Train Guy
Huh. That’s funny. I thought I replied saying I LIKED THE PODCAST.
oh, one last dig…was that outro song related to the conversation about dead people, or is the person who created that hideous drum track still alive/
Great job.
Sock It To Me tastes like happy.