this time, we offend everyone (we offend the night)

Unlistenable Podcast 75432 #19: The Girlfriend Episode is now available.

Thrill to topics including:

Karl doesn’t know a lot about music
Karl looks for audience input
Andrew tells you how to feel
Andrew has story hooks for hands
Karl lowers property values (how did they know?)
having an intern totally rules
Andrew revels in the death of a frog
Karl is a big fat liar, and an interior decorator
friend ladder, unexplained
we show you the seams
Andrew makes a callback he’s proud of
Karl tries a hacky joke, Andrew ignores it
Andrew tries to be respectful of someone he loves very much
the logistics of blindness
we are a Taco Bell nachos
Landlord Lawsuit Update
Andrew is an electro purist
the dynamics of the encore
Things We Found on the Floor
the foibles of Denton-area law enforcement
NO ONE IS SAFE
Karl is sensitive
The Tubgirl incident
Andrew, web design guru
Karl has his finger on the audience pulse
Karl is an expert summarizer
Karl burns another bridge

Outro music: “Teddy Bear’s Picnic” by Henry Hall and his Orchestra

For those of you who didn’t notice previously, Andrew also did a music podcast last month (with another to come soon) that can be found HERE.

12 Responses to “this time, we offend everyone (we offend the night)”

  1. Matt Sayler says:

    My wife is wondering why I keep saying CHICA NOWSA (or HTF it’s spelled).

  2. Matt Sayler says:

    also lol@ blind+deaf jokes.

  3. Matt Sayler says:

    and I had to look up upper decker on UD.

  4. Matt Sayler says:

    You can totally get a Rx for Adderall, which is a pleasing blend of 4 amphetamine salts. Just sayin’

  5. Filth says:

    Thanks for the feedback, Matt. I suggest lowering your dosage!

  6. Donald says:

    I am glad the tub girl incident is finally explained.

  7. AmeliaShankley says:

    Teddy Bears’ Picnic — Henry Hall and his Orchestra!

  8. Filth says:

    Thanks for the song info, babe. Apparently there are like 50 million versions of that song, but I very much enjoy the creepy creepy creepy one we used.

  9. Filth says:

    The Tubgirl story turned out better than I was expecting, too. Glad you liked it, Donald.

  10. Filth says:

    Chika Nwosa!

  11. Ren says:

    I have paypal. And I’ve used it to break into Karl’s apt.

    Andy,
    You can give that TV to whomever you want. I’m surprised you believed Karl telling you that the TV came with stipulations. The silver lining is, though, any future gifts will actually have stipulations.
    “In order to receive this gift, you’ll need to change your haircut.”
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktl6L3ZwvL4&feature=related

  12. Filth says:

    Ren,

    Andy will be giving me the TV. Quit trying to trick him into raffling it off amongst our listeners.
    We do like your idea of generously supporting us with cigars and gin during the podcast, though. I assume they’ll come with stipulations, too?

    F

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