After a long delay, it’s finally here.
Unlistenable Podcast 75432 #15: The Learning Podcast is now available.
why the long facewait?
Karl makes promises he can’t possibly keep
how we fared in the Wacky December stakes
another cheap “Andrew’s Mom” joke
Andrew avoids confessing to a… conspiracy… to do something… (thanks to Karl)
how gift-giving works in Andrew’s family
Andrew tries vaguely to steer the conversation towards CES (blink and you miss it)
he’s a dick, he’s Karl
the origin of Fingerbib! (SPOILER: she’s not dead!)
Karl is devious, Part 37859
Salvation Army: loves the poors, hates the gays
George, Rhonda, Darci
Karl loves the parties, and the kitties
Andrew loves the men, and the math
it’s like being 16 again (and just as embarrassing)
How To Mack
Andrew’s Quality Pledge for the podcast
everybody should have a John
Karl knows the rules of comedy (and a magic number)
obligatory poker content (sort of)
the mystery of the Media Room
everything’s a [blank] with Karl
Yet Another Karl Bomb(tm)
Karl fails at doing his favorite impression
what you can learn about Andrew from his handwriting
The Mystery of the Palmer Method (our new emo band)
an analysis of methodology (we’re so brainy!)
personality traits of the successful and the unsuccessful
levels within levels
Karl explains why he fails at statistics before he fails at statistics
please don’t sue us, Scientologists
a list of videogames
Andrew hangs Karl out to dry (and wins!)
Karl returns the favor
a desperate grab for the female demographic
Karl is an honorable man
Karl quickly slides into disrepute
Karl’s non-sequitur theater
Andrew slips in a subtle but bad joke
pick your drug guru
Karl keeps paying compliments, Andrew keeps doubting, Karl keeps twisting the knife
what actually happens in the ghetto?
things you didn’t know about Jerry Orbach (he totally ruled)
Guess The Country
Karl’s subtle racism
Karl drops the sociopolitical knowledge (you’re learning!)
the return of balut!
Karl drops the economics knowledge (you’re learning!)
Karl experiences the tragedy of racism
Karl repays a debt
Andrew talks about vitamins (you’re learning!)
what’s wrong with garlic?
Andrew babbles like an idiot for a few minutes (worse than normal – you’re not learning!)
Ren is not going to like this
Andrew throws himself under the Facebook bus yet again
Ren is not going to like this, part 2
Andrew doesn’t know the rules about girl’s school spirit encouraging teams
Outro music: “Lake Michigan” by Rogue Wave
We thank the fans (all 7 of you) for your patience.
I want to here more Karl in the Ghetto stories. I think it should become a weekly feature. Weekly as in whenever you do one. It could be called “Tales form the Ghetto”
:)
Funny episode guys…
Ah, you did get me something for my birthday, I knew you remembered
Thanks, Donald. I don’t know if that was an accident, or an extremely clever joke, but I think “Tales Form the Ghetto” is a good name for that segment. Because they do!
Jim, we just hope this birthday present is better than a stripper with a broken arm.
LoL, that was an accident. I woke up with insomnia and listened to your show at like 530am. My proof reading skills were lacking apparently.
“Unlistenable Podcast #75432: Slightly better than insomnia!”
You’re not ugly, Karl.
Quit taunting me with “literally.”
Also, Lenny Brisco created the role of El Gallo in the Fantastiks, which is sort of a big deal.
I can’t believe you forgot PacMan watch.
Sunny, you’re very sweet. I am literally dancing with joy.
I can’t believe we didn’t mention El Gallo in the Fantastiks! Andy and I talk about that all the time, when we’re not on the podcast.
Pac-Man watch was a good watch. But hard to play with only one hand.
You can learn more about the crazy Hindu side of my family here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sathya_Sai_Baba
This is much funnier, though:
http://www.saibabamiracles.com/
And to be very specific, it’s my “Hindu” step-mom’s side of the family, not my Filipino dad’s side of the family.
God damn you, karl.
The last 15 minutes of this rocked. :) I really want VEGGIE MINI CHICKEN HAM now.
@Ren: Sai Baba — mighty lulz
Thanks, Matt! Next show, we will be forcing Andrew to taste VEGE MINI CHICKEN HAM, live!
As a non drunk observer at the party, here’s what happened:
1. That guy is not gay (or hasn’t admitted it to himself, anyway)
2. He didn’t know you thought he might be gay (he doesn’t get hit on much)
3. Everyone was making ridiculous comments about forced bjs and webcams and laughing, so Andrew’s obvious come ons probably seemed like more joking to him
4. I thought you were doing fine
5. When he realized you were serious, it turned into Awkwardtown, population: everyone in the garage.
6. I was hoping to seven items
7. Hooray!
I haven’t listened to the whole show yet. It got harder to pay attention when you stopped talking about me. And by “talking about” I mean ” mentioning, in passing.” looking forward to hearing more about slankets later.
I typed that giant comment from my phone. Forgive typos.
Darci, thank you very much for your interpretation of the Great Andy Love Disaster. I think we’re going to accept your version as canon.