Ugh, enough of that guy. Nobody likes him. Howsabout starting your week with a laugh or two? Or finishing it. Whatever you prefer.
Unlistenable Podcast 75432 #14: Fiscal Responsibility is now available.
Thrill to topics including:
Andrew throws Karl under the bus and then joins him
a rare Karl bomb
two Stunned Bunnies wander around in the woods
Karl paints the Christians with a wide brush
it’s never that things just happen – there’s always a plan
why we will never hold elected office (besides the first 13 podcasts)
Andrew is an expert in fiscal responsibility (what a Republican!)
Andrew slips in another Opie and Anthony reference
Andrew is a responsible and careful driver
Karl slips in a sly one (remember I listen twice, Karl!)
Great Figures in Black History
something dawns on Andrew
we are all Wheels Within Wheels – Meet Obama – the newest, biggest wheel!
we’re all going for the Race War!
Andrew is willing to play the patsy
Andrew discovers the downfall of the KKK
the mystery of belts
Stereotyping is Fun!
Karl has a scam
reference spotted!
the patience Andrew lacks for MMORPGs
how geeks meet and why Andrew is single?
the 7th Inning Stretch
this place is fancy, they have a balcony and a mezzanine
bathroom etiquette
This Story Had No Point
calling back a car crash, and a Car Crash
Andrew forgets the Firefighters
The Ultimate Waiver
Andrew doesn’t ask questions (because he doesn’t care)
ways to avoid things
Andrew can Puke, too
the tragedy of radio
hybrid cross-formatization
Karl admits to the Macarena
Karl tells an Andrew story (no one is safe!)
a new game to play with yuppies
People Who Know What’s Best For Us
In Defense of Women on the Food Network
when Karl says “gesticulating wildly”, he means something very different than the rest of us
Karl could have won the contest, but didn’t
Karl does the outro and picks the music
Outro music: “Drivin Down The Block” by Kidz in the Hall
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Yay! Libraries, Museum and Roads and Bull shit!
You can buy my car, Andrew. I have been rammed before, intentionally in a road rage incident. The cops don’t give a shit.
It is pronounced Du Boyz (the only reason I know that is because I have that BS degree is Sociology). You are thinking of Booker T Washington.
I knew someone’s marriage that broke up because of WOW. If I ever start playing that, you know I have given up on life. You have permission to just take me out. Those people are like Ren Fair people.
The Majestic is gaudy, but every seat is nice.
You guys need some sexy bumps for the show.
Demetri Martin invited the crowd in Austin to the Beauty Bar.
This was a good episode. I had many lulz.
Thanks, Matt!
Giada de Laurentiis?! Come on… I prefer Ina Garten. She’s rich AND cool AND have you seen photos of her when she was young? Yowsa.
“Used to be hot” is not what I’m looking for in a TV chef.
OK, Mr Smarty Pants.. what exactly ARE you looking for in a TV chef?
Good knife skills. Head games. Extremely vague directions (i.e. “cook the onions normally”). Huge teeth. An impenetrable accent. Strangler’s hands.
I thought your post on Craigslist said “NO GAMES. NO DRAMA.”
It says, “No, Games! No, Drama!”
RIP Phil Hartman.